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OC-Deli

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I suppose having no TV or “plastic, consumerist, stereotype-perpetuating” items (otherwise known as toys), forced me at a young age to find creative ways to entertain myself…like compulsive cleaning. Or getting crafty in the afternoon… In most every mention of my parent’s divorce, my mom said she got the kids while my father got the […]

Like Mother, Like Demon

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Yesterday I found out I’m a Demon. Yep, that’s what Vedic astrologer, Carol Allen, told me moments after glancing at my chart. She also told me I’m ruled by the “hasta” constellation, which in Hindu, translates to “hands”. Huh. Vedic astrology is the traditional astrology of the Indian subcontinent that emphasizes the “temperament” of individuals. […]

Handy Man

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While I’m usually hired to simply lend a hand, periodically all of my appendages are employed. For instance, last week I worked on a commercial where I played a chef. Not only would I receive residuals (I’d be one rich woman if that were the case with every hand job I book), I was also […]

Finger Lickin Good

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One of the great ironies of my life is that I’m a girl who was raised on a commune in Northern California, forced to eat Soysage and Tofurky for most of my childhood. And today I work for many of the once forbidden fast-food giants, promoting food once only in my dreams – now literally […]

Bianca’s Hands

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Last night I was called to Chatsworth CA, otherwise known as the porn capital of the US. But thankfully, this respectable hand job was an opportunity to work with “creature designer” extraordinaire, Jordu Schell. Jordu is a world-renowned sculptor and concept artist, whose work has appeared in Avatar, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Men in […]